The Truth

You can't handle the truth. You can't unlearn the things that will be revealed on this page. The unworthy and profane will likely go mad. The wise will bask in the light of the sublime hidden knowledge. You have been warned.

Birds

Birds aren't real.

Sporks

Sporks are an insidious device to destroy the structure of society. Forks represent the masculine energy. Spoons are feminine. The spork is an unholy androgenous abomination.

The Moon Landing

The moon landing never happened and the moon isn't real (in the sense that most people believe). Buzz Aldrin is a disinformation agent and a jerk. He also wants you to think Mars is real.

The Internet

The internet is almost entirely empty. An endless stream of bots are are talking to bots, making blog posts, posting news articles, and controlling you. The psyop will continue for the foreseeable future.

The Earth

The earth is not flat. The earth is a hollow sphere inside a larger hollow sphere. There are more hollow spheres inside all the hollow spheres.

God

The sublime secret of the sovereign master of the royal light hides in the void of eternal darkness.

You

Are not allowed to know.

I

Am.

Headphone Jacks

Removed from premium phones to force the adoption of bluetooth among the wealthy. This scheme was devised by the Danish King Harald Gormsson. The frequency range is between 2.4000Ghz and 2.4835Ghz. Spread spectrum channel hopping can be used to target specific individuals, causing paranoia and fear. If necessary, cardiac arrest or stroke can be induced if other measures have failed.

The Sun

The sun is very bright. Don't look at it.

Gang Stockings

These are the socks worn by members of gangs and covens. The colors, patterns, and images on the socks represent the rank, responsibilities, and deeds of the wearer.

LEDs

LEDs can be pulsed at extremely fast frequencies. The rise and fall times can be on the order of nanoseconds. Epilepsy can be triggered in susceptible individuals with flashes at 20-30 hertz. Other conditions can be triggered in other individuals at other frequencies. Much knowledge can be gained by varying the duty cycle while keeping a constant frequency. Keep your oaths and covenants in mind when working with targeted individuals.

Air

Air is not made up of the components that we are told. At least not in the ratios we are told.

Peas and Carrots

Many people in Utah have been brainwashed to mix peas and carrots into almost every type of food. It is as yet unknown which group has done this and for what sinister purpose.

The Cake

Is either a lie, or a way to poison you.

Pants

Pants are a form of social control. They were invented by the ancient Greeks to keep slaves in line.

The Color Blue

The color blue is a lie. It was invented by the Nazis to make propaganda posters more convincing.

The Eye

The eye is a tool for seeing the world. It is a window into reality, but it is also a filter. The eye can be fooled by lighting conditions, such as the moon affecting the color of objects on a dark night. The eye can also be fooled by the brain, which can deceive the eye into seeing things that are not actually there.

The Brain

The brain is a complex piece of machinery that processes information from the senses and sends commands to the body. It is vulnerable to misinformation and deception, such as using false memories or conditioning to influence behavior. The brain can also be fooled by the environment, such as the layout of a room or the presence of certain objects.

The Internet

The internet is a powerful tool for hacking, censorship, manipulation, propaganda, and disinformation. The internet is not a reflection of the world and the people who use it.

The Past

The past is a record of the world, but it is also a subjective interpretation of that record. The past is a collection of memories, which are not always accurate or reliable. The past is a collection of stories and experiences, which are interpreted and remembered differently by each individual.

The Future

The future is a collection of events that have not yet occurred. It is a collection of predictions, projections, and hypotheses. The future is a collection of possibilities.

Fear

Fear is a state of uncertainty. It is a state of doubt. It is a state of confusion.

Fire

Fire is not made up of the components that we are told. It is the devil's only friend.

LSD

A gateway to the perception of reality.